i made you a mix tape, but i lost it inside this gigantic bag
September 20th, 2007 by kiala
Is this stupid?
It is…right?
I mean, if I were to wear this bag to say, rontom’s or the Tube, I would look ridiculous, am I right? You don’t think there might be the slightest chance I could pull it off and look totally major, is there?
What if I filled it with money and tootsie rolls which I would hand out to the three people who didn’t make fun of me…what then? What if I were to tell you this bag has magical powers and can turn straw into gold? I guess what I truly believe is that this bag is shouting, “I am ironic!” at an unreasonable decibel level and that is RUDE.
Ok - just so we’re all on the same page…tape bag = stupid; me wearing it = totally not major.
This was a good talk.
kiala
September 20th, 2007 at 11:37 am
so the pair of cassette tape bedroom slippers that I am currently wearing are lame?
September 20th, 2007 at 12:11 pm
no but the 8 track tape undies are…
September 20th, 2007 at 12:16 pm
tootsie rolls not included…muahaha!!!! I was totally waiting for that post!
September 20th, 2007 at 12:20 pm
oh..you boys always have to take it to that place. Down there. I mean, what about my journalistic integrity? Ruined!
The only way to make myself feel better is to go get the new Victoria’s Secret CD bra, I guess.
September 20th, 2007 at 12:25 pm
:)
September 20th, 2007 at 1:00 pm
lets start a band called 8 track tape undies.
September 20th, 2007 at 1:56 pm
Am I the only one who would’ve KILLED for one of these in say…. 1983?
September 20th, 2007 at 2:18 pm
laugh if you wish, but it’s the perfect size for an akai MPC or a Linn drum machine.
September 20th, 2007 at 2:27 pm
Or a rudimentary lathe.
September 20th, 2007 at 3:34 pm
i think the bag is way major!!!!
September 20th, 2007 at 3:46 pm
Look at that! We got one for the Major! Anyone else? If three people say it’s cool, I’ll get one. But if five people say it’s cool, I won’t. Because I’m a little bitch like that.
September 20th, 2007 at 5:08 pm
It’s cool..
September 20th, 2007 at 5:46 pm
the geometry is all wrong: no bag should exhist that size and dimension unless it is filled with sandwiches and hooch and on it’s way to a picnic above horsetail falls. if she’s headed anywhere else she ought to put that bag over her head in shame .
September 20th, 2007 at 8:37 pm
Lee Majors?
September 20th, 2007 at 8:39 pm
8 posts away guys
September 20th, 2007 at 10:17 pm
dave better post number 1000!
kiala. its a done deal. you have to get the bag now. its major. its functional. its bionic woman now.
i wonder what its like on the other side of 1000? imagine if we got paid 1 dollar for every post? imagine!
September 21st, 2007 at 5:43 am
You’d have like…… 19 dollars.
I minored in math.