Billion Dollar Brain
August 29th, 2007 by kiala

I’m toying with the idea of buying a whole bunch of these Michael Caine prints from hisknibs - at least one for every wall of my apartment. Why not? Why not let Michael Caine be my sole outlet for artistic wall hanging expression? I would be making a statement. About art. I’ll bet if I did, the idea would catch on like wildfire - especially in New York and London. And Madonna and Sienna Miller and Daniel Craig would soon be decorating their walls in exactly the same fashion until one day - ONE MAGICAL DAY - Michael Caine invites me over to his home just to show me how his walls are covered entirely with pictures of me.
August 29th, 2007 at 4:03 pm
kIala, welcome aboard. Why do I think things will never be the same again around this here blog…..?!
August 29th, 2007 at 4:17 pm
For some reason this makes me think of The Royal Tenenbaums, and the random art covering Owen Wilson’s walls. Not really related, but indeed it’s what I thought of.
August 29th, 2007 at 6:37 pm
good night you princes of pampelmoose, you kings of portland.
August 29th, 2007 at 7:03 pm
Thanks Dave…I’m so excited you’ve agreed to my “all Michael Caine posts all the time” idea. Very few people have that kind of courage and vision. Next post…..Alfred vs. Alfie: Who Got More Chicks?
August 29th, 2007 at 8:39 pm
hey kiala,
welcome! i’ll make a pre vote for alfred.
josh k
August 30th, 2007 at 7:09 am
Who got more chicks? Mick Jagger, oh no, wait, that was Performance…..same lovely black and white era right?
August 30th, 2007 at 10:23 am
is there a matching print of Noël Coward, so I can finally get my “Italian Job” room-theme finished?
August 30th, 2007 at 11:17 am
Thanks guys! Um, Erik, I think we should all write in suggestions to hisknibs for print ideas. I want one of Lindsay Wagner so that I can be ironically bionic.
August 30th, 2007 at 11:35 am
I want one of Roman Polanski, no, wait that’s way too creepy..
August 30th, 2007 at 11:46 am
It’s only creepy if you’re a 13 year old girl…which I’m fairly certain you’re not.
August 30th, 2007 at 4:34 pm
You’re right, I’m actually a 26 year old Jack Nicholson…